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FUCK UR FRIENDS, FUCK UR LIFESTYLE

by BITCH PLASTIC

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1.
A$$CLOWN$HITLORD 01:37
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KEEP IT GRIMEY NEVER STOP EVEN FOR A FUCKING COP FUCK THE RATINGS MUTHAFUCKA WE BE STAYIN AT THE TOP (x2) (why you lookin at me like that man?) I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU CAME TO SEE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YA GET AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME IMMA MAKE YA UNDERSTAND IM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN 30,000 ATIVAN IN MY POCKETS & MY HAND --- FUCK THAT SHIT IMMA BOUNCE TIL IM 90 FUCK THAT SHIT TO THE OUNCE STAY GRIMEY FUCK THAT SHIT CAMOUFLAGE MESSENGER JUST ANOTHER PASSENGER JOAN OSBOURNE WOULD DO A DOUBLE-TAKE HAHAHA HEARTTHROB MISANTHROPE SUCKING ON A CANTALOUPE I WISH I COULD SERVE YA LIL MAMA YOU CAN BLAME THE DOPE --- (chorus...?) IF YOU AINT HERE TO BOUNCE THEN GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU AINT HERE TO DANCE THEN GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU AINT HERE TO GROOVE THEN GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU AINT HERE TO MOVE THEN GET THE FUCK OUT
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BUN IN THE OVEN, TITS ON THE STOVE 02:11
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DO YOU EVEN FUCKIN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE? I BET ONE OF MY FRIENDS PROBABLY LINKED YOU HERE I BET ONE OF MY FRIENDS PROBABLY DRAGGED YOU HERE I BET ONE OF MY FREAKS PROBABLY BROUGHT YOU HERE I BET ONE OF MY MAMAS PROBABLY BROUGHT YOU HERE I BET ONE OF MY DADDIES PROBABLY DROVE YOU HERE IMMA TAKE YO PUNK ASSES IN ANOTHER DIRECTION IMMA TAKE YOU LITTLE SHITS TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION HALF OF THE MALES GOT CONFUSED ERECTIONS AND YEAH MUTHAFUCKA THAT WAS MY INTENTION SO IF YOU DONT DIG IT BABY THERE'S THE EXIT, IF YA DONT DIG IT BABY THERE'S THE EXIT ILL MAKE YOU CUM FROM ANOTHER DIRECTION SPECTACLE SPECTACLE THATS WHAT WE ARE TO YOU WE'RE JUST A SPECTACLE SPECTACLE SPECTACLE THATS ALL WE ARE TO YOU BABY JUST A SP--------- ILL MAKE YA CUM FROM ANOTHER DIRECTION ANOTHER DIRECTION ANOTHER DIRECTION EVERYBODY GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR FUCKING PRETENSION THERE'S THE EXIT. THERE'S THE EXIT.
3.
STANDING IN THE RAIN IN A DAYRON ARIAS T-SHIRT 01:20
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(sample of DJ MAMI & a friend on the phone with kid plastic) I'M FUCKIN UP UP UP UP UP AGAIN I'M FUCKIN UP I'M FUCKIN UP UP UP AGAIN YO STEP UP MUTHAFUCKA IF YOU TRYNA GET DOWN STEP UP MUTHAFUCKA IF YOU WANNA GET DOWN Yo you need to stop doin what you're doin, son. (Get dowwwn - Get dowwwn) You let yourself down every fuckin time, bruh. (Get dowwwn - Get dowwwn) Now you're locked in, Now you're locked out If you play with fire you will get burnt, no DOUBT. SO AYE STEP UP MUTHAFUCKA IF YOU TRYNA GET DOWN STEP UP MUTHAFUCKA IF YOU WANNA GET DOWN GET DOWN GET-GET DOWN
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HUNNYBUNZ 02:03
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GO! FUCK THIS SHIT UP! I'm rollin on a roll and bitch you can't stop me I'm rockin on a roll and bitch you can't stop me We keep it streamline, baby come get some I keep it damn fine baby come get some Oh not you girl, i'm talkin to your friend, hun. I keep it damn fine sugar come get some PSYCH BITCH! YOU AINT GETTIN SHIT FROM ME PSYCH BITCH! YOU AINT GETTIN SHIT FROM ME WE KEEP IT HOT WE KEEP IT HOT WE BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES WE AINT JUVE BUT WE KEEP IT 400 DEGREEZ Everything I know isn't what it seems Everyone I know isn't who they be What the fuck did you think would happen? What the fuck did you think would happen, huh? HUNNYBUNZ HUNNYBUNZ HUNNYBUNZ HUNNYBUNZ
5.
FUCKRAISINS 00:57
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Fuck raisin' the roof I make the whole floor Wanna come down come down go down with it Hey you yeah writhing in pain I bet you shot your whole script right into your vein And now you're fucked until refill day The calendar says April but the bottle says May
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FUCK UR FRIENDS FUCK UR LIFESTYLE 01:30
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EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK UP AND DANCE! GET BENT IM NOT ROULETTE SO STOP PLAYIN ME IM NOT YOUR CALLBOY IM NOT YOUR CHEW TOY SO BREAK THAT SHIT OFF AND BUST THAT SHIT IN AND IF IT WONT LAST BABY LETS JUST BE FRIENDS I NEED SOME MORE FRIENDS THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD FROM THE WHITE THAT'S FROM CHINA ITS NOT MAKING SENSE ITS MAKIN THEM CENTS BUT I AINT GOT NO CENTS CUZ I SPENT ALL MY CENTS ON THE MEDS TO GET OFF OF THE SHIT THAT BE KILLING MY FRIENDS GO. (chorus) FUCK UR FRIENDS FUCK UR FRIENDS FUCK UR LIFESTYLE (x2) YOU'RE GONNA DIE A LITTLE BITCH BUT A BIG CHILD (x2) I'LL MAKE THE ROOF COME DOWN JUST TRUST ME (x3) I'LL MAKE YOUR HIGH COME DOWN, DON'T TRUST ME.
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ESOTERIC FRONTIN 00:59
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*Chills sample* I blow my money on pills just to kill the pain I'm runnin outta time but I feel the same (x2) ARE YOU. SICK OF MY BULLSHIT YET? I SAID ARE. YOU. SICK OF MY BULLSHIT YET? WELL HEY! YOU. MADE IT! TO LIKE TRACK 7 BUT YA GOT 10 MORE! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU ENJOY THIS ESOTERIC FRONTIN. I JUST WANNA BE HATED NOT CELEBRATED NOT APPRECIATED AND I'M TOO FADED AND JADED FOR THIS ESOTERIC FRONTIN SUCKA MUTHAFUCKAZ AIN'T NOTHIN (x2) THIS MEANS nothing. *Chills sample*
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GINGERLATINO / MITSUBISHI 01:26
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HEY! YA PUNK MUTHAFUCKA HOW YOU DOIN HOW YOU LIVIN YEAH I HEARD YOU STILL A BUSTA HEY! YA TWINK BITCH, MUTHAFUCKA HOW YOU DOIN HOW YOU LIVIN YEAH I HEARD YOU STILL A BBBBBBBBB- if i come correct i'll do the wrong thing too (DICKS, UH) mitsubishi semi-automatic sub bass lookin greasy mitsubishi imma make it clear so Cena can't see me mitsubishi i Werk the Kraft electro so cheezy FUCK ME UP FUCK ME UP FUCK ME UP PUNK MITSUBISHI only god can understand what i do
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DOPEDICK 01:11
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(Originally released on Tennis Chains' "Nick Cannon is the black Don Knotts" album) hey little mama can i buy you a drink buy you a drink buy you a drink bombay saph with a lime on top oh that's not your style, huh? hey little mama can i buy you some pills buy you some pills buy you some pills k-pins, 30s, bars, meant for girlies with the scars oh that's not your style. huh? hey little mama can i buy you some dope buy you some dope buy you some dope shard, PCP, fent, maybe fishscale coke, would you love me would you suck me would you strap me to the bed shoot some tar into my head ya'll wanna know why? CUZ I GOT THAT DOPE DICK 3 HOURS FUCKIN AINT CUM YET YEAH CUZ I GOT THAT DOPE DICK DOPE DICK DOPE DICK 5 HOURS FUCKIN 6 HOURS FUCKIN 7 HOURS FUCKIN 8 HOURS FUCKIN HEY LITTLE MAMA CAN I BUY YOU A COFFIN?
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MEGAN'S CLEANING COMPANY 01:01
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I just quit my job AND YOU CAN TOO! Fuck your fear & fuck you cunts I hope the whole ship sinks when you're out at lunch Man overboard baby I ain't goin down If a business falls with nobody around, does it make a sound? OH MY GOD I THINK IM LOSIN MY GRIP AND I DONT GIVE A FAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD I THINK I LOST MY GRIP AND IF YA PLAN ON FUCKING ME, DON'T JUST USE THE TIP, BITCH. & Tell that fat bitch Megan I have one thing to say If I was a sexy little rich boy You wouldn't treat me this way NOW WOULD YA? OOH such a shame such a shame that I can't stay And watch y'all muthafuckaz fail day by day, BUT THANK THE LORD THANK THE LORD IM AT LEAST THIN BECAUSE LAST I HEARD Heffers can't swim (SHIP SINKING JOKE JAJAJAJA)
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JESUSFREAKS 01:23
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YO YO YO WHATS WITH ALL THESE CHROMED-OUT JESUS FREAKS KNOCKIN AT MY DOOR I SAID THESE CHROMED-OUT JESUS FREAKS KNOCKIN AT MY DOOR I GOT A CHROMED-OUT JESUS PIECE WAITIN ON THE FLOOR FOR ALL THESE CHROMED-OUT JESUS FREAKS KNOCKIN AT MY - DOOR. YEAH. KNOCKIN AT MY DOOR. AND SO I POP IT LOCK IT RIP IT OUT THE SOCKET I SHUT IT LOCK IT AND PUT IT IN MY POCKET YEAH I POP IT LOCK IT AND RIP IT OUT THE SOCKET I TWIST IT PULL IT AND MUTHAFUCKIN BOP IT! CAN YOU SEE MY VISION YET? (no.) THINGS ARE GETTIN STEAMY CAN YOU FEEL THE SWEAT? (no.) CAN YOU FEEL THE TENSION YET?! (NO.) CHROMED-OUT JESUS FREAKS KNOCKIN AT MY DOOR CHROMED-OUT JESUS FREAKS KNOCKIN AT MY -
12.
BITCHMADE (BOOMBOOM) 02:16
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shows up to the function flexing with a switchblade look me in my fucking eyes and tell me he ain't bitchmade GIMME ALL YOU GOT GIMME ALL YOU GOT MAKE A MOVE AND MAKE IT HIT THE SPOT MAKE IT FUCKIN ROCK WHATS SO BAD ABOUT BEIN ON TOP IM GETTIN FUCKED EITHER WAY MAN THIS SHITS GONNA FLOP ON PURPOSE OH, CURSES YEAH ITS PROLLY MY FUCKIN VERSES HOW WORTHLESS WELCOME TO MY OWN CIRCUS ILL END UP JUST LIKE FUCKING FRED DURST IS ILL KISS ALL YOUR GRANDMAS AND STEAL ALL THEIR PURSES (chorus) BITCHMADE BOOM BOOM YOU GOT A LOTTA NERVE BITCHMADE BOOM BOOM YOU MAKE ME WANNA CURVE BITCHMADE BOOM BOOM IM TELLIN ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU'RE BITCHMADE BOOM BOOM MACH-10 ZOOM ZOOM
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GETMINE 01:15
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yo i'm sick of this town im sick of this scene all the normos think they're so fresh so clean i go to Techno clubs, they play EDM i got to goth clubs and they don't know EBM WELL GOD DAMN! WHAT THE FUCK?! OUTTA LUCK. GOD DAMN! WHAT THE FUCK! YA'LL FUCKING SUCK RISE ABOVE I'M GONNA GET MINE GET MINE RISE ABOVE THERE AIN'T NO DAMN TIME DAMN TIME (x2) everybody here drinks fucking White Claws i'm a pill fiend bruh I don't drink at all i wanna Hakken dance in a fucking warehouse i said i wanna Hakken dance in a fucking warehouse GO RISE ABOVE IM GONNA GET MINE GET MINE RISE ABOVE THERE AIN'T NO DAMN TIME DAMN TIME FUCK PLAYIN YOUR GAMES I WANT TO DIE (I hate to say) FUCK PLAYIN YOUR GAMES I WANT TO DIE (I hate to say) I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I THINK THAT THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU (x3)
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HEY BRO PASS THE AUX (PLAYS ROB THOMAS) 00:42
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(Sample) YOU CAN NEVER TRUST IT MAY AS WELL JUST NOD RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR YOU CAN NEVER TRUST IT MAY AS WELL JUST DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU CAN MURDER YOUR COUSIN OR PUT IT IN A BAG AND SELL IT YOU CAN NEVER TRUST IT JUST FUCKING GO AND DIE RIGHT NOW IS IT EVEN WORTH IT? IS IT EVEN WORTH IT? TO BE LIVIN IN A LIFE THATS EMPTY WHAT YOU REALLY NEED WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS A KICK IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER BE WALK RIGHT OUT THAT FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW
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CRACKBULLETS 00:57
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YA MAKE A MUTHAFUCKA WANNA GO POSTAL YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU LITTLE SHIT LOSE ALL THAT WEIGHT JUST TO CARRY IT I'M A FRITO A WEIRDO AN UNSEASONED DORITO I'LL SUCK THE SOUL RIGHT OUT YOUR BODY LIKE YOU'RE DOIN KETO I'M MANIC AND PANICKED JUST CHILLIN IN A HAMMOCK IF YOU PLAN ON GOIN TO ANOTHER PLANET BETTER PLAN IT YA MAKE A MUTHAFUCKA WANNA GO POSTAL
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AMPHETAMINECOLOGNE 01:04
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IM ON A MISSION TO FUCK ME UP AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME THEN CALL MY BLUFF CUZ EITHER WAY BABY MY BALL'S LANDIN IN YO ROUGH AND IF YOU WANT WHAT IM SMOKIN THEN TAKE A PUFF IM ON IM ON IM ON IM ON IM ON IM ON AMARTH (x2) IM ON IM ON IM ON IM ON IM ON IM ON A MISSION TO GET A GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN ANAL FISSION IM SICK OF FUCKING LIVIN BUT TOO SCARED TO DIE IM SO FUCKIN SICK OF LIVING BUT TOO SCARED TO DIE AND IF YOU WANT WHAT IM SMOKIN THEN TAKE A PUFF P-P-P ...
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BASTARDSHIT 01:07
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YOU'RE A JOKE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT YOU'RE A JOKE BUT IM NOT FUCKIN LAUGHING YOU'RE A JOKE AND MENOPAUSE IS HITTIN INCOMPETENT PIECE OF BASTARDSHIT FUCK IT. (Voicemail from Sage left on my phone at 2am excerpt) [NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, HES LITERALLY JEWISH, GAY & DRUNK.] YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT GIRTHY DICK I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BAG OF COCKS YOU PRICK GET SALMONELLA GET SALMONELLA GET GET YOU'RE A CUNT AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT YOU'RE A FUCK ITS SO HARD NOT TO SHOW IT I BET YOU HATE IT WHEN I SHIT GRIN IN YOUR FACE I BET YOU LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET PUT IN YOUR PLACE YOU'RE MISERABLE INSUFFERABLE TO EVERYONE AROUND YOU SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU ATE SOME BAD SEAFOOD (: (chorus) GET. FUCKED.
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PROPERSOUNDFUCKINGCLOWN 01:51
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(Axl Rose Sample) WHY YA'LL ART SCHOOL SUCKAZ GOTTA JUDGE ME WE KEEP IT D.I.Y. WHAT YOU THINK YOU BE ITS HARD TO BE ON SUCH A HIGH HORSE WHEN YOUR WHOLE LINEUP IS TEENAGE GIRLS WITH UKELELES. RICK & MORTY. TEES. go. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING INSPIRED I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PISSING ON YOUR FIRE AND BABY MAMA I AIN'T TRYNA BE MEAN, I JUST DONT WANT NOTHIN TO DO WITH YOUR FUCKING SCENE PROPER SOUND FUCKING CLOWN
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NYC LEATHERMEN 01:20
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TAKE 78 I'M GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE! ya herd me playbwah (I like me some) NYC LEATHERMEN NYC LEATHERMEN NYC LEATHERMAN YO YO YO I DONT FUCK WITH LETTERMAN - (he's kind of a douche) - NYC LEATHERMEN NYC LEATHERMEN AND BABYGIRL I NEED A NEW HAT TO STICK MY FEATHER IN LOOSE WHIPS LEATHER CHAINS I FEEL MORE AT HOME WITH THE GAYS RED TAPE, NOT A PHASE I DONT WANT A FUCKIN RAISE (just pay me in) AMYL NITRATES, AMYL NITRATES BABY AAAAAAAND stop. ok. NYC LEATHERMEN STAYIN UP ALL NIGHT ON CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE NYC LEATHERMEN I'M STAYIN UP ALL NIGHT ON MUTHAFUCKIN METHAMPHETAMINE NYC LEATHERMEN NYC LEATHERMEN ok ok ok
20.
NARROWPASS 01:53
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I know you want the microphone but I got it I know you wanna do some shit but I shot it I'm fuckin with a chick that actually likes me I'm fuckin with a clique they all wanna fight me Just got off the phone with my main man MALKAViC He told me if a motherfucker steps To smack the bitch & Fuck all you Sadboys that don't live life Takin Xans Thats the plans Cuz yo mans did em, right? Well whatever my man, do whatever you got Cuz one day who knows, you might get popped
21.
FUCKINGSUS 01:17
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YOU PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME CUZ IM FUCKING SUS YEAH I'LL BITE THE KNOTS RIGHT OUT YOUR HAIRBRUSH YOU PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME CUZ IM FUCKING SUS CATCH ME RIDING DIRTY ON A CITY BUS HANGIN OUT WITH ALL THE FUCKIN CRUST PUNKS YOU PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME CUZ IM FUCKING SUS SEE ME NAKED IN A CITY PARK SMOKING DUST YOU PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME CUZ IM FUCKING SUS BUT THATS OKAY AT LEAST I GOT THAT GOIN FOR ME (AND FOR THE 10TH TIME, GOOOOOOOOOO!) YOU PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME CUZ IM FUCKING SUS (x3) YEAH, ITS SURE LOOKIN LIKE MY 15 MINUTES IS UP.

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~ noisy & trashy queer gabber punk from ohio ~
WARNING: THIS ALBUM IS PROBLEMATIC AS FUCK. NONE OF THIS BULLSHIT IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THANK YOU.

"This album was the product of two people sick of making the music we had made previously. Sick of the "scenes" in our respective towns (Bowling Green, Ohio & Cleveland, Ohio), we retreated into what we dub "Shitpost-hardcore".


~SHITPOST-HARDCORE MANIFESTO~
"Digital hardcore has taken itself too seriously for too long. Here's an apolitical alternative. If you have a musical idea, no matter how goofy or problematic or absolutely absurd it may seem, RECORD IT. Fuck the audience & their expectations. They're just there to experience to your expression."
- kid plastic


Take it for what you will either way:
A flaming bag of dicks covered in dog shit that we personally set on fire ourselves.


Genre:
• Digital hardcore
• Electropunk
• Abstract hip-hop
- Gabber
- Breakcore
- Noise punk

Recorded: March 2019 - October 2019 at The Enclave in Bowling Green, Ohio & Various studios in Cleveland, Ohio


SPECIAL THANKS: Much love to the NYC Mutant Squad: channel63, Alignmentchange, Food Corps, & Emerson for all the love and support, Kaito, My boy Pillpoppinpapi (R.I.P.), Tilson (R.I.P.) & Cody "Swetmags" Dayringer (R.I.P.) & The whole Little Bark Family, I love you all so much, The homie Sesh Novak from VA, PISS SINK, Sandy, Johnny B, Bubbles, Murphy Man, Hestia, Craicboymental and the whole Cork Squad, My brother Sage, Jio, Brandon, Phenibut Ethan, Trevor, Sam, Paco is Desperate!, Malkavich, Kaizer Dragon, Calamity Adams, all the Ohio family, all my crusties & Portland family, to the Techstep and Junglist MASSIVE Worldwide 2019 to Infinity, all my Noise freakz out there, all my shit-posters out there, all my Instagram family and all my motherfuckers that wanna get down to this. I love you, stay raw.
-kid plastic

credits

released November 11, 2019

kid plastic - Production/Programming, Vocals, Songwriting, FX & Noise
DJ MAMI - Co-production, Sampling, FX & Noise (March - May 2019)
DJ BREZ3x - Co-production, Sampling, FX & Noise (Select tracks)

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kid plastic Toledo, Ohio

Est. in 2010, DJ Stamos (now known as kid plastic) is an 'Outsider Techno' producer & DJ currently based in Toledo, OH.

25+ projects since 2010 under various names

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-kid plastic
[Experimental Jungle, Hardcore breaks, Rave, Hardcore [EDM], Mashcore (early)]

- Strawberry Glass [Industrial techno, Hard techno, Minimal techno, Tech house & Ambient techno (early)] ... more

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